Based on Ireland 2025
EMMY — Laika Party
(EMMY, you’re up next)
What the strangest of days
And my head is ablaze
How to answer at this interview
Fight a duck-sized horse?
Why are manholes all round?!
Don’t think I’ve impressed in this big bored room
Well, I hummed and hawed
Must have sounded odd
Had been taking sips
Of water to my lips
But something’s amiss
Now I neeeeed a piss
Fled out like a curving ball
And found the nearest bathroom stall
Cursed to myself for bad luck while I let my bladder spill
It was then that I noticed to my right a glory hole
With a boner poking through
Naughty favour for the job!!
So I opened up my gob
- Sounds of vigorous fellatio -
- performed in Norwegian Style -
After minutes, maybe hours
All I’m hearing is soft ahs
Feeling no sign for an end to come
In order was a break: I will e-e-edge him great
Fingers and a thumb always satisfy
Then I had to sneeze
Knickers at my knees
Let us stomp our feet
Heats me as I beat meat
If you think I lie
Then why don’t you try!
Wow his member’s amplified
My skill set cannot be denied
But have I met the standard at this stage? Have they been swayed?
Perhaps some initiative will prove that I can make the grade
I will climb aboard, alright!
But which orifice to choose?
Lucky I’ve got lots of lube
- Sounds of -
- well, you can work it out -
What’s the verdict from this guy? Yes! Yes! YES!
Coital probing got me hired! Yes! Oh! Yes!
- Sounds…very flexible -
Now I work for Fucks4Less!