Based on Lynda Woodruff — You're Good to Go
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“Uh, uh… are we ready?”
Eesti Televisioon were mystified
Until the new intern helped set them right
He was just a trainee
Helping make cups of tea
They had no ideas
Till their hero appeared
“Who here’s ever built a stage?”
Tumbleweeds, till his hand rose
“Could float some screens on strings, I guess?”
Their minds were blown
🎶 The phutty sho-o-o-ow, the phutty sho-o-ow 🎶
He grabbed his tool and built the set
He’s such a pro
“Lights: thousand candles?”
He hit the shops
And found half-price dry ice
For Il faut du temps
He helped Corinna May
Get her thong back on straight
Fixed Malene’s hedgehog hairdo
(Made it cute, and stayed mute)
“Francine Jordi’s looking pale…”
Got a spray can, made her glow (spray painting)
“The Spanish need more lube again”
He made it flow
🎶 The phutty sho-o-o-ow, the phutty sho-o-ow 🎶
“Cats scratched-up Karolina’s breasts”
Set torch to blow
For an elf at ETV
He had big ESC energy
From knitting rainbow jumpers
To live-dubbing daba dabas
He counted all the acts
Made the 25th one squirm
Worked out the Dutch kept sneaking back
And ejected Lenny Kuhr
Frank, Keith, carly, rich,
Yami, Martin, Jonas, tim,
Esker and the rest… awful list!
phutty’s the best lyricist
Leprosy and Prolefeed proved it
But of course, we always knew it
(Ungh-ugh-ugh-ugh-ugh)
phutty picked the fairytales
Freed the goldfish(?) from its bowl (red mullet?)
“Heard Garlick’s really missing Wales…”
He gave her coal
🎶 The phutty sho-o-o-ow, the phutty sho-o-ow 🎶
Talked Marie N out of a fez
He’s such a pro (he’s such a pro!)
“Oryxes are in the way!”
“Ira’s jumpsuit’s got a hole!” (“Save us phutty!”)
“Sahlene ran away again!”
All promptly solved
🎶 The phutty sho-o-o-ow, the phutty sho-o-ow 🎶
“The Netherlands insist they’re next?”
Call in the pro
“Teach-In? Out!”