Based on Linus Svenning — Bröder (Sweden NF 2014)
It started all så bra
On a Göteborg’s cold night
ALLA FLICKOR’s a BOP
Your future was looking bright
Schlager queen in the making
Carola lost her throne
The fans were excited
As your name was announced
Linda Bengtzing
Our queen Linda Bengtzing
Then, the next year you would do even better
Linda Bengtzing, Linda, Linda Bengtzing
JAG LJÜGER SÅ BRA became a true anthem
Catchiest song
With a botched key change
Lame dress reveal
Linda Bengtzing, Linda, Linda Bengtzing
Your second entry and you’d made history
Still, you kept trying your best
HUR SVÅRT KAN DET VA was next
A “contemporary” tune
with your signature ending
“Modern” does not suit you
But this was not so bad
Linda Bengtzing,
Icon Linda Bengtzing
Stopped for two years, returned with a true Schlager
Linda Bengtzing, Linda, Linda Bengtzing
E DET FEL PÅ MIG was less than impressive
You qualified
But fans did not like
Your new style
Linda Bengtzing
Your songs had gone downhill
Linda Bengtzing
Supreme Linda Bengtzing
I came to Örnsköldsvik to see you perform
Linda Bengtzing, Linda, Linda Bengtzing
I hoped TA MIG’d be a true schlager banger
What have you done?
No final for you
Your worst yet
Linda Bengtzing, my dear Linda Bengtzing
You’ve lost the plot, and your last songs suck big time