Based on Ukraine 2008
Ani Lorak — Shady Lady
Sitting here at my desk
It’s ten thirty - and yet
I feel a throb down below
[The other office inhabitants]
Oh no
Ugly boss knocks on door
“Photocopies for four?”
But I give zero shits, yo
They shake heads disapprovingly
Gotta answer the phones
But I’m not in that zone
Feel my hand’s gonna wander
Shake heads
Put hand under my skirt
Couple minutes won’t hurt
So there’s no need to ponder
Tinder! Short shorts! I wanna see some big thighs
Biceps! Deltoids! Big boxing hunks with blue eyes
Insta thirst traps, wanna be covered, nuzzled
My nips are throbbing
Blond hair! Bulges! Love me some tighty whities
Let’s meet? Big feet? Is it true there’s a ratio
With a big dick, I’ll message those, so let’s go
My clit is throbbing now
Just a little bit wet
Calm the hell down and then
A nice microwaved pasta
Lunch time!
Insta fantasy man
Would cook green eggs and ham
Before licking me out, yeah
Dessert!
Now I’ve eaten my lunch
Ping goes off, have a hunch
Tinder muscles are here, now
Oh my Jesus! Didn’t expect two-hander
Tryna fit in, not really gonna happen
Blow jobs, wank offs
His peen is just too big
Too big, too big for her
[Sexy interlude]
Horny PA
I wanna be filled with my Instagram thrill
I did not enquire re: girth down below
Now I’m gonna be stretched - hands held over head
My Insta Spitfire: experienced, he knows
Done it again!
In front, of us!
[Orgasm pyro]
Oh my God, whew, I needed that to happen
Such a relief: better get back to work now
Photocopies? Four, wipe off juice and kow-tow
Can’t wait to do that
Again
Please not again