Based on Greece 2002
Michalis Rakintzis — S.A.G.A.P.O.
Hey (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
In the desert of Oman (Oman? oh man)
There was a wildlife sanctuary (For, O, R, Y, X)
That got ruined (Found oil, in soil, land spoiled, plans foiled)
Then (T, H, E, N)
Located in Saxony (E, L, B, E)
A beautiful river valley (F, L, U, S, S)
With a new bridge (An eyesore, no décor, this lakeshore, is done for)
We (oui, we) are inspectors from,
UNESCO, U.N.E.S.C.O
Stay (stay, stay), within guidelines and,
You'll remain on our list and not go,
We (oui, we) can't stand working for,
UNESCO, U.N.E.S.C.O
So (oh no), if you mess around,
Your site's gone from our portfolio!
Down (L, I, V, E)
By the Mersey waterfront (R, P, O, O)
An impressively sized dock (Yes, I said a dock)
There no longer! (Boutiques have got stronger, Antiques gone, caused a stir)
Those (Them over there)
Big ugly glass tower blocks (This time said blocks)
And that dreadful stadium (New ground? Club's gone down)
City's ruined! (Old site his-torical, looks dia-bolical)
They (yes, they) are inspectors from,
UNESCO, U.N.E.S.C.O
Stay (stay, stay), within guidelines and,
You'll remain on their list and not go
Who (the hell) told inspectors from
UNESCO, U.N.E.S.C.O
They (yes, they), have the right to choose
If a place is renowned or so-so?
Twats