Based on Finland 1977
Ma na na
Ma na na na ma na na
Ma na na na ma na
Ma na na naya na na
Pneumonia
You gave me pneumonia
Now I’m stuck here dying
Maybe it wasn’t worth it
One cold December night
I first met with my handsome knight
We had matched on Glistnr
And things lead to a date
A sexy and charming gentleman
Who smiled as he revealed our plans:
“Let’s start in my sauna”
“And then we’ll go for a swim, k?”
Blub blub blub
Blub blub blub blub blub blub blub
Blub blub blub blub blub blub
Blub blub blub blubeliblub blub blub
Pneumonia
You gave me pneumonia
And I’m stuck here dying
Wondering, was it worth it?
After the swim was done
He said: “Come, let me keep you warm”
I hoped for an eggnog
But no, he meant a jog!
‘Bout sixty miles through the icy night
“And then we can chill at my house”
His home was an igloo!
With bed and sheets made of snow
Yay?
Brrr brrr brrr
Brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr
Brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr
Brrr brrr brrr brrr-brrr-brrr brrr brrr!
Pneumonia
You gave me pneumonia
Now my fever’s rising
I think I might regret this:
My panties dropped
They froze to the floor
Oh no no no..
*wheeze*
*sniffle*
*cough*
*wheeze*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
(Ma na na na na ma na na na na)
(Ma na na na na ma na na na na)
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA….
(Ma na na na na ma na na na na)
(Ma na na na na ma na na na na)
...CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
(Pneumonia! Pneumonia!)
...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Pneumonia! Pneumonia!)
(*Cough cough cough*)
(*Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough*)
(*Cough cough cough cough cough cough*)
(*Cough cough cough cough cough cough phlegm cough*)
Pneumonia
Bloody darn pneumonia!
Now I’m stuck here dying
It really wasn’t worth it
Pneumonia
We both have pneumonia
If we do survive this
Next date, let’s go to… Cairo?
(...*cough cough cough cough cough cough cough*)
(*Cough cough cough cough cough*)