Don’t Spice Yo Food

Based on Italy 1956 (1)

This morning there's a sale on avocados
I feel adventurous, completely dexterous
I'll stand up to those spice aficionados
With brand new recipes to make them envious
'Cause jalapeño's truly hideous

I'm gonna make the world's best guacamole
They'll call it "holy", enjoy it slowly
I'll leave out overrated chili phonies
And focus on the charming scent of lemon juice

Those taste buds need some thorough restoration
A good foundation, needed salvation
I'll add some pears to give a sweet sensation
And put those poor tomatoes to good use

Let's not forget to put in some cilantro
Porque sí lo necesitamos tanto
Time for a little bit of salt and pepper
Almost enough to satisfy your soul

La la la la la la la la la la la
A yummy life with no cholesterol

Let's not fall in the trap of garlic powder
We don't know where it's been, stripped of all vitamin
Instead go for the real thing on your counter
To make sure that you're getting all the thiamin
Riboflavin, folate and niacin

It's guacamole, it's guacamole

So open up your senses and remember
It should be tender in all its splendor
It shouldn't make you want to scream forever
To frequencies you couldn't reach before

Feel all the flavors flowing through your being
Without feeling an inch away from peeing
Enjoy this way superior guacamole
There's enough taste to satisfy your soul

La la la la la la la la la la la
A yummy life with no cholesterol