Doggie Style

Based on Sweden 1982

You should do it once a week
Whenever you feel dirty

We all know it is such fun
To run about the streets buck naked

Look at where that muck collects
When you crawl through the bushes

That is where our place can help you out
Let us sing our salon’s motto now

Go Doggie Style!
Here to wash you nose to butt

Yes Doggie Style!
Big or small, pure-bred or mutt

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Woof! Woof! Woof! They all say

We’ll clean you up
Do it now in Doggie Style!

It’s our job to pamper you
Relieving all your tension

Did you hear about that zoo?
It really does deserve a mention

One small dog was all they had
Indeed it was a shih tzu!

Corny, true. At least that made you smirk
Who says fun is banned when you’re at work?!

In Doggie Style, Bettan rubs your cares away

While Kikki she gives you good floof, head to tail

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Woof! Woof! Woof! on Houndtube

That’s what they say!
Take your time with Doggie Style

Your buddies will be eager to
Lick and sniff your arses

That’s just a perk

Do it now…in Doggie Style

Don't be shy

Say that #I'veDoneItDoggieStyle