Based on Germany 1979
(Neanderthalic Tweeting, growing faster and scarier)
Believe me, I’m the leader with the greatest limbs!
Giant hands!
Ha, HUGE, Ha!
I’m breaking all the records in all kinds of things!
Biggest fans!
Ha, HUGE, Ha!
Three-hundred six electors, but who’s keeping score?
At my inauguration, ten billion more!
The biggest landslide victory on Earth!
HUGE, ha!
TRUMP! TRUMP! DONALD TRUMP!
Least racist! Most smartest! Best talker! No one’s Whiter!
TRUMP! TRUMP! DONALD TRUMP!
They’re beggars! Spread terror! Home-wreckers! Shithole countries!
Very stable genius!
Ho, ho, ho, ho...
Not a single weakness!
Ha, ha, ha, ha...
All the other stuff, it’s just fake news!
TRUMP! TRUMP! DONALD TRUMP!
Least sexist! Most brightest! Deal maker! VERY humble!
TRUMP! TRUMP! DONALD TRUMP!
They’re liars! Bad writers! Fake newsers! It’s a witch hunt!
Don’t you know I know words!
Ho, ho, ho, ho...
I have all the best words!
Ha, ha, ha, ha...
And believe me, we will build that wall!
I went to North Korea, and they said I failed:
Didn’t fail!
Ha, HUGE, ha...
The little rocket man and I are now best friends!
Great parades!
Ha, HUGE, ha...
I’m passing legislation, both left and right!
My Muslim ban was held up, and I won the fight!
Those very bad dudes, gotta keep them out!
HUGE, ha...
TRUMP! TRUMP! DONALD TRUMP!
What Russians? No Russians! (Whisper): Hey Russians, call me later!
TRUMP! TRUMP! DONALD TRUMP!
Obama’s Islamic! Terrorist! Born in Kenya!
Elton needs an organ!
Ho, ho, ho, ho...
I don’t need an organ!
Ha, ha, ha, ha...
All the records broken with my mouth!
TRUMP! TRUMP! DONALD TRUMP!
Deport them! Don’t want them! Report them, take their babies!
TRUMP! TRUMP! DONALD TRUMP!
Love women! All women! Hot women! Like my daughter!
No one loves the troops more!
Ho, ho, ho, ho...
I will have the best wars!
Ha, ha, ha, ha...
Left wing media covfefe! Sad!
Ha… HUGE, ha, HUGE...