Rockin’ the Rhymes

Based on Army of Lovers – Rockin' the Ride (MF 2013)

It's time for ALC

It's time for ALC

Composer, rédiger, corriger
Paniquer, envoyer
Et voilà, there's your song
Have no clue? Diggiloo, Wiki too
Pekaru, oink and moo
Et voilà, there's your song

We're rockin' the rhymes, nananananana
We're rockin' the rhymes, nananananana
We're writin', re-writin', submittin' and cryin'
And readin' and singin' and laughin' and smilin'
And tearin' our hair out just tryin' to vote
(Rockin' the rhymes)

We're rockin' the rhymes, nananananana
We're rockin' the rhymes, nananananana
It's time for the lyrics, the drama, the chaos
The giggles, the fart jokes
It's time for ALC

Destination for our lyric bus:
Bomb site in Belarus
Don't worry, wildlife seems okay
(Bruno bear)

Six songs written 'bout an octopus
Just one about a moose :-(
Mais, voilà, here's the songs

We're rockin' the rhymes, nananananana
We're rockin' the rhymes, nananananana
There's dead ESC hosts and grans who won't be ghosts
And there, in the corner, Corinna May goes blind

Pop stars kick the bucket left and right
Worse still: a whiny child
But there's Corona here for you
(Drama gays)

No escaping now you're on the ride
'Cause now you're in for life
Et voilà, here's the songs

We're rockin' the rhymes, nananananana
New management has taken over—so, hi!

This was born fourteen bloody years ago
In Belgium-Birkenhead
ALC is still here
And we rule the world

Woah, rockin' the rhymes
Rockin' the rhymes

We're rockin' the rhymes, nananananana
We're rockin' the rhymes, nananananana
Steer clear of the flautists, the milkmaids and cowgirls
(Rockin' the rhymes)
There's monsters, for sure, but have you seen the Greeks?

We're rockin' the rhymes, nananananana
(Everybody's gonna vote tonight, we're gonna judge tonight)
We're rockin' the rhymes, nananananana
(You'd better count your syllables)
Estonian Cowgirl or winner? Well, you choose!
(Welcome to the fifteenth ALC! Let all the songs begin!)
(See what's insi-i-i-de)
It's time for the madness, we're
Rockin' the rhymes!